BOOB AND GUM SONG, by Sandwich Massacre Subscribe to rss feed for Sandwich Massacre

There is something like a:
	Goopy, chunky, sticky, lumpy, skanky, piece of gum
	Flavorless and colorless icky piece of gum
ON MY BREAST
Get it off! Get it off!
Get your gum off my boob!
I don’t approve! I don’t approve!
What will you do?
Your enzymes, spit, amino acids are eating at my clothes!
Get it off! Get it off!
Get your gum off my boob!
There is something like a:
	Dirty, douschy, stinky, yucky disgusting piece of gum
	Scentless and formless asymmetrical piece of gum
ON MY BREAST
Get it off! Get it off!
Get your hand off my boob!
I don’t approve, you’ve grabbed my boob!
What are you doing?!
Your syphilis and hand fungus is eating my clothes!
Get off! Get off! Get your hand off my boob!
There is something on my breast
It is your gum and hand
Please take your germs
And take your stank
And put it back in your mouth!
Open up and stick your tongue out
Then bend over and I’ll kick you to the south
OH WHY THE HE~LL IS MY BO~OB IN YO~UR MO~UTH!

2002
Posted: 2005-11-11 22:16:18 UTC

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2005-10-22 10:08:38so_close_but_yetso_far
lol

2006-08-28 22:29:07.:side:walk:.
weird