>>I shave my legs,
>>
>>I sit down to pee.
>>
>>And I can justify any shopping spree.
>>
>>Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
>>
>>I can get a massage without a hard-on.
>>
>>I can balance the checkbook,
>>
>>I can pump my own gas.
>>
>>Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
>>
>>My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
>>
>>At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
>>
>>I don't drive in circles, at any
>>cost.
>>
>>And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
>>
>>I never forget an important date.
>>
>>You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
>>
>>I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
>>
>>Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
>>
>>I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
>>
>>And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
>>
>>Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
>>
>>In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
>>
>>Flowers are okay,
>>
>>But jewellery's
>>best.
>>
>>Look at me you idiot...
>>
>>Not at my chest????
>>
>>I don't have a problem,
>>
>>With Expressing my feelings.
>>
>>I know when you're lying,
>>
>>You look at the ceiling.
>>
>>DON'T call me a GIRL ,
>>
>>a BABE or a CHICK .
>>
>>I am a WOMAN.
>>
>>Get it?, you DICK!?!

--kayan

*got this from an e-mail*