Farting is something I do well
my belly starting to swell
I'm going to burst.......oh hell
Reeking,  what is that horrid smell

Next I pawn it off on you
With my gentle smile, I say  it's true
He's the one that gave you the flu
I'm such a shrew

Lastly I follow it up with another
Our friends look at you and say oh brother
Everyone finds cover
Or else they might smother 

While you disperse the crowd 
I go home all smug and proud
My car engulfed in a cloud
Now I can even be loud
By v j Ballard