Remember that time
When I was one month old and I floated away by myself in the
river

Remember that time
When I was playing with a tree and a black mamba crawled on
my arm

Remember that time
After the black mamba the next day a cobra showed up and ran
away from me

Remember that time
Psychic Gypsies came to town and no one wanted to give me a
reading

Remember that time
When I played hooky with my friends and I told them we would
get into an accident
We did...

Remember that time
When I told my friends we shouldn't go out because I had a
bad feeling
We did...
I was going 45mph downhill on a bike and missed a turn and
fell
I was sent to the hospital but no broken bones

Remember that time
When a drunk driver ran a red light and hit my car and I
spun 360 degrees
The car was totalled
And there wasn't a scratch on me

Remember that time
I was driving home from the club and I missed my exit and
drove into a wall
The car was totalled
And there wasn't a scratch on me

Remember that time
When I jumped out of a perfectly good airplane
And someone took my wind and my chute collapsed
And opened the last minute

Remember that time
On another jump when I landed wrong and felt like my leg was
going to fly off
It healed itself

Remember that time
Just recently when I was coming home from work and a Semi
hit my car
The car was totalled
And there wasn't a scratch on me

What's wrong with me?
Why do I have these intuitions?
What do you want from me?
There's so many times I could've died.
But you won't let me.