"Alice,"
A lass called Alice,
Yep,
Thats what u said.

I asked,
If you knew who it was,
And yep,
Shes a lass called Alice,

"She's 18,"
Is Alice,
Hes only 15,
"Alice. Shes a lass named Alice. Shes 18."
You said.

That glint in your eye,
And my forced smile,
Met,
At that moment, there,
As I ran home and sobbed,
You were phoning ALICE!

"Alice,"
A lass named Alice,
18.
Probably hot.
And here is me.
Trundling along,
Unalice like.