:  A boy came by  to pick up his blind date.  She had to
fart.  But she didn’t want her date to hear  it.  So she
decided to wait until they are in line at the show, then let
it ooze out.  But he might smell it.  So she decided that
when he shut her door she would fart.  She did.  When the
boy got in the car, he said, “I would like you to meet the
couple who will double date with us."