Confused Cow

Let me tell you abut a confused cow; Who ate canned tuna and said, "Meow!" He lived in a city alley; When he should have lived in a grassy valley. He had padded feet instead of hooves; He liked to climb on top of many roofs. He liked to eat tuna instead of grass; He had much curiosity in class. When he was happy, he liked to purr; He had lots of cotton-soft furr. He liked to get a belly rub; But, he never liked to get near a tub. He liked to wiggle his behind and pounce; When he jumped, he had a lot of bounce. No one wanted to eat him for dinner; In cutest pet contests, he thought he was a winner. He really didn't like any dogs; He never would consider being on a farm with hogs. He never thought of jumping over the moon; Most of his mornings would begin at noon. His owner fed him cheesy treats; He often was satisfied with little meals to eat. If you don't understand, yet; the cow thought he was a cat; Can you see anything wrong with that?