I have a problem with anti-sociality; 
But, none with individuality.
I'm not good with people; I get along more with kitties;
Who are sweet pets; not stray cats on the streets of
cities.
I also am not good with a doggy; 
But, how much I love a froggy.
I love birds in nature; but not as pets; 
All of their noisiness would make me upset.
I think that turtles are very sweet; 
But, only if they are petite.
I like pets that are tiny; 
But not animals that are whiney.
I think I would like a hamster or a gerbil; 
They are quiet and not very verbal.
I would love to keep a penguin in my freezer; 
I would feed it fish with a big tweezer.
For, I like especially-prepared sushi to taste; 
If I had my own chef, sushi would never go to waste.
The only time it's bad to have pets is when they die;
Which will make me cry and cry.
That's why one has to be to them impossibly nice;
Because they cannot come into this world twice.