My apartment needs cleaning badly;
I am not doing it, sadly.
I'm getting all I can get;
Writing poetry on the internet;
So, I don't have to go to a hospital, madly.

I don't know if I've written before;
This type of poem, but it's not a bore.
It will be a lot of fun;
But my work is never done;
And I will not be an attention whore.

I'm going to start posting on twitter;
So that I do not at all get bitter.
Because I have no money;
It isn't funny;
But I have a lot of papers that litter.