Waaaaaaa! Ode to 2009, Part 2: Some additions made in 2011
By jwhwz •
You are so tired of your kind; but crazy Mama;
Don't worry, America, it will get much worse.
As long as we have President Obama;
And every day is filled with drama.
Sometimes, you're sad, and you want to cry;
And, at the year's beginning; your fiance wanted to die.
And, that has messed you up for life;
When you are crazy, and you want to be a crazy man's wife.
Yes, you have no money, and you are broke;
And all your money goes to bills, food, prescription drugs, alcohol and smoke.
But, you know you accomplished a lot this year;
When you recovered from many and many-a-tear!
And you and your man have had physical and mental pain;
And it has driven you both insane!
Oh, life is so bizarre from dawn to dawn;
Especially when you see an old woman die on the lawn!
But, you feel good because you no longer eat meat;
But, you still eat white bread instead of whole wheat!