What in the World, My Town! Part 2

I feel that I must be more specific; Because this poem's predecessor wasn't very prolific. Let me tell you that we saw a real-life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle; It was such a surprise, it could have made our blood curdle! Because it was massive and was stuck in the sewer; Of apocolyptic creatures, we would like to see fewer. We have seen a dead bug on the sidewalk; that looked like a spinal cord; Luckily, we saw one; there wasn't a hoard. We saw a dead, huge monster fly; If there is a God, we must ask why. My town had to be literally forced to get a sewage treatment plant; Because the town is lazy, cheap, and stupid and said, "No I can't!" We are bombarded with stink bugs; Some filthy people have roaches crawling on their rugs. We also must face many fleas and spiders; I don't want to know if they are painful biters. We kind of have a nuclear plant nearby; I just thought about the mutants, I'd explain to you why. I musn't forget to mention all of the ignorant humans; If you're looking for a clueless mate; this town is boomin'!