I feel that I must be more specific;
Because this poem's predecessor wasn't very prolific.
Let me tell you that we saw a real-life Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtle;
It was such a surprise, it could have made our blood
curdle!
Because it was massive and was stuck in the sewer;
Of apocolyptic creatures, we would like to see fewer.
We have seen a dead bug on the sidewalk; that looked like a
spinal cord;
Luckily, we saw one; there wasn't a hoard.
We saw a dead, huge monster fly;
If there is a God, we must ask why.
My town had to be literally forced to get a sewage treatment
plant;
Because the town is lazy, cheap, and stupid and said, "No I
can't!"
We are bombarded with stink bugs;
Some filthy people have roaches crawling on their rugs.
We also must face many fleas and spiders;
I don't want to know if they are painful biters.
We kind of have a nuclear plant nearby;
I just thought about the mutants, I'd explain to you why.
I musn't forget to mention all of the ignorant humans;
If you're looking for a clueless mate; this town is boomin'!