It is a small fantasy of mine to find a sheet that fits our
bed;
Oh, it gives me an aching head.
It's like our heads must be shaped like a cone;
For, we live in the Twilight Zone.
We've seen Orange Mutants for many years;
Inside, we are laughing to tears.
Our location is at the end of the line; 
But, our lives completely intertwine.
Because we are soulmates who've long been apart;
We used to have two; now we have one heart.
We may fuss and argue and fight;
But, darkness always turns to light;
We almost always make up by the end of the night;
And really, neither one of us is right.
We've met many strange people; and have seen many-a-strange
creature;
But, we are both each others' teacher.
Talking helps us gt to the end of the day;
For we both have a lot to say.
We are two opposite magnets that attract;
We agree on many-an-opinion and fact.
Every day is filled with adventures;
Surely, it will be this way until we're old enough for
dentures.
Every day is like a good or bad dream;
Because Jacob and I make an amazing team.