My New Man, Part 1

A man deseres a lot of respect for taking care of his family; When all he asks from his woman is to love him, scoop the kitty litter, and make iced tea. He caters to every one of her whims; Though he won't let her tell him not to eat Slim Jims. He may seem like he sits most of the day; But, what counts is the work he does when he is away. He is gentle with her; he is mostly sweet to their kitties; He loves the country, but he doesn't like cities. On himself, he does not feel pity; He tells her all of the time that she is more than pretty. He makes sure they always have enough money; He is very charming and very funny.