If I was a Pirate

If I was a pirate I would sail a ship Along the oceans she would whip Her name would be Mary Jane the Great And I’d fill her with all sorts of bait Shrimp, fishies, worms, all heavy in weight Fish hard and eat well with my first mate Who’s name would be Davy McGrate His hair would be red And his breath I would dread And always in a scream he’d said Get your bloody arse over here Or you’ll be dead For snobby rich folks we waits While we drink grog and wish for hot dates Along comes richies red flags that makes us irates BOOM BOOM BOOM Cannon balls obliterate We’d board and take the gold But stop to make fun of wigs white and old Richie folks scream in terror And tell us our life style is full of error But little to less we could carer We left them to sink While we celebrate with a drink And music that could make a dog turn pink Punder and pillage The people of the underground mole village Party harty Not caring if we sound smarty Battle the kracken With harpoons we did smack him But the horror Or being a kracken explorer Soon has us packin’ Funky clothes, jewels, and tats Extravagant hats And terrorizing the neighbors cats Burying treasure Making faulty maps for pleasure Ah the life of a pirate you see Is full of adventure just for me Sail high and low on the sea If only if only sighs little ol’ me