I wish I was my girlfriend
How different things would be
The toilet seat would not be up
Whenever I went pee!
I'd be in charge of everything
My house would be so cool
To not want to go out with me-
I'd have to be a fool!
Never would I have to watch 
Another baseball game
I wouldn't have to change my name
It could remain the same
Anything I wanted for my
Birthday I could get-
And since there would be 2 of me-
I'd buy gifts by the set!
I'd never cheat on me because
I couldn't stand the pain
I doubt I'd even want to cheat
I'm sounding pretty vain!
My farts would never stink so bad-
I'd have to leave the room
In fact there'd be no such a thing
It's quite safe to assume!
We could always take my car
and I would always get to drive
When I died I'd leave no will
Because we'd neither one survive
I'd never interrupt myself
Cause that would be so rude
I'd never have to eat any awful diet food!