spam spam runaway man, by Sandwich Massacre Subscribe to rss feed for Sandwich Massacre

hurry hurry shish boom bah!
we run to the supermarket
flop and fall rah rah rah!
my moose drinks from the faucet
spam spam gotta get the spam
it's the best meat, better than ham
spam spam gotta get spam
gonna steal it from the runaway man
spam spam it's in your hair!
gonna put the spam in your underwear!!
meal worms cluck cluck cluck!
like chickens in the spring they run-a-muck
torpedos boom boom boom!
better get a spatula and a broom
spam spam gotta get the spam
gonna put the spam in a frying pan
toss, eat scramble with your feet
gonna steal it from the runaway man!
2001
Posted: 2005-11-06 16:39:39 UTC

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2005-10-22 17:25:12Loneliness is condescending
this is very amusing